The following is what we’ve accomplished thus far. We as a group or team aka Prime encountered a rather large bird man (I cannot recall his name) and this other big ugly horned man whose name I don’t care to know and engaged in an epic battle. It went better than I had expected save for the fact that I almost killed another team member. I came very close to taking off the head of Chaz as i threw a man hole cover at him (trying to hit the large bird that is) but missed the target. The “epic” battle started outside then eventually went inside. We found out about a potentially new villain known as “water boy” who abducted Harry Osborne.

Andreas Voxel went on his own to pursue the location of Harry. We knew nothing of this “water boy” character except that he had taken Harry. We had no idea what we were up against. We went back outside err I rather and spoke to Chaz when we (Chaz and I) suddenly were questioned by the police as to what happened. Chaz and I tried our best to avoid the police but that was not an easy task to do. They kept pressuring us to answer their questions and we kept trying to diverge them.

Finally S.H.E.I.L.D. came and saved us from the interrogating cops. We flew to where Andreas was waiting for us and to our surprise he was not alone. We met another vigilante known as Dare Devil. He seemed like an interesting fellow and I liked his outfit. He was gracious enough to inform us of the other potential villains we may encounter. Apparently there is another “lizard” guy and a guy made of insects. He also told us that they retreated into the sewers and to look for them there.

So we descended into the dark smelly abyss and walked for what seemed like miles before we saw the floating remains of Miss Lee. OMG! We even found her severed head!!! Who could do such a thing! I almost threw up. We had stumbled across the bad guys (the lizard guy & large bird man) evil lair so to speak (an underground lab). On one side there was a wall full of what looked like viles and on the other side a bunch of computers. There was a big hndreas ole in the center with water pouring down from all 4 sides. It sounded kind of peaceful in the dark dismal lair. We talked with them and they told us they had harry. The lizard guy aka Dr. Curt Connors wanted to show Kain where Harry was. Andreas was uncomfortable with this and sprung into action. We all did. I went over to where the computers were and typed Miss Lee and Hex. I wanted to find more information on who Miss Lee was and her association with Hex.

Well, it seems that our “friends” at S.H.I.E.L.D. were impressed. They decided that we should be given a day off to rest and recuperate from our adventures. Of, course they made sure to wake us bright and early to tell us so. (Reminder – push new terminology included in S.H.I.E.L.D. handbook, “Sleeping In”, and be sure to include full definition.) It then seems that the notion occurred to someone that it would be “relaxing” to spend the morning negotiating a contract for our services. We decided that it would be best to deal as a unit. Thus, “Prime” was born. We got a pretty good deal, I think, and should be set for at least the next little while. The rest of the day was spent trying to get back some sort of normalcy, each in our own way. We happened to bump into Tony Stark so I pitched him on my new business idea. He had ideas of his own he wanted to get across. I guess we will need to weigh our options before we decide anything. Tomorrow, Harry Osbourne wants to meet us. I am told it will be good for Prime to use this as our first public appearance. I am not sure we are ready and between you me and the fence post, I am really not sure how public we want to be.

Oh well, at least I am on a team again. I wonder how long this one will last. Seems no matter where I go, people rarely stay together. Whether it is by chance or by choice, we all seem to go our separate ways.

I guess I should be happy to be alive. Still, I cannot help but feel like I am in some kind of nightmare and that I should be waking up any minute now. I guess the real question is, “How did my life become this nightmare?”

During my first race on American soil at Watkins Glen, I was cut-off by an american rider. We wrecked pretty bad. I have seen the footage now and am amazed that there was enough of me left to piece back together. The memories still haunt me in my sleep. By some miracle, or darker power, I survived. The world I woke up to was vastly different.

Instead of waking in a bed in some hospital, I awoke to find myself in some kind of stasis tube in a lab straight out of the movies. “Rescued” by characters from the pages of a B grade comic, I learned my life had been wiped away and to the rest of the world I was dead and gone. I now faced a grim choice — either join my rescuers or face the world with a myriad of questions and very few answers. Reluctantly, I joined my new team — S.H.I.E.L.D. My new friends and I accepted our first “mission” together. While less than perfect (even I found our new bikes a little unwieldy), we were able to apprehend “Rhino” and “Sandman” without losing anyone. (Our fish friend was a little blue in the gills but he made it through o.k.) Oh, Dr. Curt Connors, I hope you enjoyed the show. Keep watching, we have more tha enough left for you.

Well that was a night at the club that I won’t forgot any time soon. At the Rebel Night Club, we meet the mob boss and owner, Kingsley. There, we learnt that his Hobgoblin gang was responsible for attacking the lab where we were created. On top of that, they also robbed from Stark Industries a glider & from Oscorp the Hobgolblin outfits. But sadly he knew nothing about Project Prime. Oh, and we may have been responsible a small fight with one of his thugs but luckily Kingsley wouldn’t remember it. I made sure of that. Plus, it’s nice that he “volunteered” all of his bank account information. I’m very persuasive.

Reporting back to S.H.I.E.L.D, we are sent off to another lab, where we were to investigate a couple of primes that escaped and to see how dangerous they could be. During this investigation two more primes woke up, and I persuaded one of the lab technicians to give all the information they have on Project Prime.

When we first awoke, we had discovered that those involved in Project Prime were secretly selling it to the highest bidder. Knowing that this could be used in the wrong hands, it was best to inform Nicky (yeah, that’s right. I’m calling Director of S.H.I.E.L.D, Nick Furry, Nicky).

We convinced the two Primes who woke up to go to S.H.I.E.L.D. Evidently “Not like you have anywhere else you can go,” works on people that just woke up from a tube.

Back to S.H.I.E.L.D, one of the Primes that we’ve saved, Andreas Voxel had joined the group, and was able to show what he can do. We discover that the two Primes that escaped was a big “Rhino guy” and a “Sand Dude.” Lucky for us, they were attacking a Oscorp facility. After so much bothering, I’ve finally seen Sharky (aka Craig Wilkinson) bite someone. During our “meeting” with the two escaped Primes, we had to teach them a lesson. Sadly poor timing, because after biting the Rhino I kicked them both further away from us. The Sand Dude started to get really big, so I simply stopped him. It was nothing. I seem to be really getting the hang of this power thing. Right after that the new guy Andreas Voxel did something similar to the Rhino, and runs off with Sharky to a doctor.

After capturing the two Primes, Stark took a liking to us because of me and treated us out for dinner to celebrate. Stark & I are good buddies because we’re that kind of people. Nothing against the others but I’m just that cool.

Reported by I. Merryweather

Who do I spot with my little eye but….

Tony Stark & Howard Stern at Rebel NYC Night Club.

Why?

Well, apparently Tony Stark is slumming it with the shady kind. Yup! During last night’s Howard Stern: Sandy’s Vagina Fundraising Party for victims of Hurricane Sandy, Tony Stark made an unannounced guest appearance & crashed the party. Well, without a good collage of women at his side & a few good friends too. Let me tell you!

It also appears that Rebel NYC allows just anyone in. MMhmm! You know? Patrons waiting in line for hours reported that they were upset that a guy dressed up with bat wings, another guy with a tail, & a beast of a man dressed as a shark were allowed in without question. Talk about cheap tricks boys. And I thought New Jersey was bad.

Well, I hope Howard & Tony enjoyed the night with the company of Alicia Keys, Penelope Cruz, and flamboyant fashion marvel, Roderick Kingsley. With company like Kingsley, you know the party just got interesting. And apparently with a rumored fight in the club, you know Kingsley was up to no good. Like always!

But remember folks, this is all just gossip in our little city known as NYC.

I.M Out!

Reported by Ned Leeds

Just days after Stark Industries masked invasion of Hobgoblins, the criminal team strikes again. In the quiet Greenpoint neighborhoods on DuPont and Franklin Streets, the old abandoned Harte & Company Factory housed a secret lab which appears to have been a sore spot for the Hobgoblin gang. At 3:45 pm, the gang blasted down the south side wall from Dupont Street and entered.

Police are not offering any further details at the moment, however residents recall seeing Spider-Man at the scene. Witnesses also report seeing two medical staff members and five beings. One person appearing as a shark, another with bat wings. No verification of these two beings exist, but S.H.I.E.L.D agents arrived shortly after an apparent fight between the Hobgoblin gang and those inside.

Upon further investigation led by Daily Bugle Investigating Team uncovered city records stating the property is owned by Henry Rush, an executive from Hex Labs. When the D.B.I.T contacted Henry Rush, Henry Rush informed the Daily Bugle that the land was inherited to him and he was unaware of the existence of a lab at the location. When we contacted Hex, Hex declined to speak to the Daily Bugle.

The Daily Bugle Investigating Team also contacted S.H.I.E.L.D and the agency released the following statement;

“S.H.I.E.L.D is currently investigating the matter with the help of local authorities. Our duties include the safety and protection of those surrounding the Harte & Company Factory, and the citizens of New York City. We will continue our investigation and will report to the media when any new developments become available. At this moment we ask the people of New York for their full cooperation by contacting S.H.I.E.L.D if they have any information regarding this case.”