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No rest for the wicked

July 16, 2009 10:17

Last time the PC’s discovered an Evistro trapped in a magical cage. They weren’t aware of the nearby hobgoblins. The one in the masked area to the top right had some friends that would really test the party’s mettle.

The Evistro kept the PC’s busy while the archers attempted to flee. Scrag led the chase against them and got mauled when the archers called in reinforcements. The fight quickly shifted to the obelisk room where the warcaster named Granthar got very lucky with recharge rolls. So lucky the dreaded “TPK” was whispered more than once. In the end they managed to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat! Only to learn that not all named goblins carry loot….

Memorable Moments

They are getting away! Let’s chase them into the next room….
Reginald: Tak and I can finish this one the rest of you kill those 
    archers.
Scrag: Come on they're getting away!
Evistro: Vile mortals! Your souls will be my playthings!
Kloog: Go get the archers I will take care of this one
Reginald: New plan Kloog you and Tak finish him and the rest of 
    us will go after the archers!
Reginald: I like how you think!
....oops there were more hobgoblins in the next room.
Hobgoblin Soldier 19 -> [ATTACK] Formation Strike (vs. AC) [at Scrag] [HIT]
Scrag growles at the new hobgoblin.
Hobgoblin Soldier 10 -> [ATTACK] *Flail (vs. AC) [at Scrag] [HIT] 
Hobgoblin Archer 13 -> [ATTACK] *Longbow (vs. AC) [at Scrag] [HIT] 
Scrag: Hey little man another song would be nice about now.
Hobgoblin Warcaster -> [ATTACK] Force Lure (vs. Fort) [at Scrag] [HIT] [20] 
Scrag -> [DYING]
Hell isn’t all bad….
Evistro wails in pain and then disappears shrieking..." I will see your 
    soul again!" 
Scrag waves at the Evistro as he begins to decend into the abyss with it.
Evistro (Carnage Demon): Sup Scrag. I hear the green tea is particularly 
    good this evening
Kord’s night off
Tak -> [ATTACK] Howling Strike (vs. AC) (Charge! +1) [at Granthar] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
Tak: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
Ugh
Granthar: You will....pay...
Kloog: I have the gold
Granthar: ugh.......I'm not sure if your blade or your words killed me you foul fey demon!
Half-Orc “sportsmanship”
Scrag picks up the bench and beats the hobgoblins bloody body into a pile of goo
Scrag: Let's find more hobgoblins.
Scrag takes a leak on the dead soldiers' bodies.

Battered and low on resources, the party decided to attempt an extended rest. My experience as a player and GM has taught me when the player’s want to rest…you slap them around with an encounter instead! Who better to throw at them than the leader of the goblins, Sinruth himself?! Sinruth put up a pretty good fight, but Scrag’s dice were just brutal.

Banter
Sinruth: These? These are the fools that have been killing my Minions? 
    My next banner shall have the red hand painted with their blood!
Reginald: Really you don't need to paint your banner with the blood of all 
    your men that we killed. You do us to much honor!
What was that about a daily?
Scrag bites the hobgoblin's ankles from the floor.
Wraith (Scrag): would have liked to have another use of my daily since I 
    have only gotten one use in 9 months.
Troy (Khem): lol
J Z: Maybe you shouldn't have used it on a nearly dead goblin :)
Wraith (Scrag): my encounter is kinda gay for this, most likely my 
    last fight for another 3 months.
Scrag -> [ATTACK] Passing Attack (vs. AC) [at Sinruth] [CRITICAL HIT] [28]
Boo hoo I have no daily powers
Tak -> [ATTACK #2] Pressing Strike (vs. AC) (Combat Advantage +2) 
    [at Sinruth] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
[TURN] Khem
Khem -> [ATTACK] Avenging Light (vs. Fort) (Combat Advantage +2) 
    [at Sinruth] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
[TURN] Kloog
Kloog -> [ATTACK] Booming Blade (vs. AC) (Combat Advantage +2) 
    [at Sinruth] [MISS]
[TURN] Reginald
Reginald -> [ATTACK] Guiding Strike (vs. AC) (Combat Advantage +2) 
    [at Sinruth] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
[TURN] Scrag
Scrag -> [ATTACK] Reaping Strike (vs. AC) (Combat Advantage +2) 
    [at Sinruth] [CRITICAL HIT]
Sinruth’s best scene was his death scene.
Scrag: No wonder they were so easly beaten they must have learned from you.
Sinruth: I may fall but I'll take at least one of you with me!
Reginald: Big words for such a small fool
Khem (dwarven): Goat fucking nuckleheaded mine collapsing dull pick axe
Khem -> [ATTACK] Divine Bolts (vs. Ref) (Combat Advantage +2) 
    [at Sinruth] [HIT]
Sinruth -> [DYING]
Sinruth -> [ATTACK] Chain Whirlwind (vs. AC) [at Tak] [CRITICAL HIT]
Sinruth -> [ATTACK] Chain Whirlwind (vs. AC) [at Kloog] [MISS] [12]
Sinruth -> [ATTACK] Chain Whirlwind (vs. AC) [at Scrag] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
Sinruth -> [ATTACK] Chain Whirlwind (vs. AC) [at Reginald] [CRITICAL HIT]
Reginald -> [DYING]
Sinruth: I...told....you
Sinruth dies.
Scrag claims the hobgoblins helm for a piss pot.
Tak spits blood in Sinruth's face as he falls to the floor.
So long and thanks for all the crits
Scrag chops of the hobgoblins head and ties it to his belt.
Scrag walks off into the sunset never to return.

After resting the party pushed forward, only to discover some undead who had been waiting for them…..

Will Khem destroy the next encounter with his radiant powers? Do named undead carry treasure? Will our heroes find the last prisoner from Brindol before time runs out?!

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