So there we were on the brink of assaulting a superior force on unknown terrain precisely the kind of mission we love. If you need help and the authorities can’t do anything, and your fortunate to get in contact with us. We’re the best. We’re the C team. We had gotten a mission from the distraught families in the town about the pirate activity and smuggling operations that needed fixing.

We had previously searched their former hideout and found a signaling code for the ship that passes by to smuggle the goods. We were staking the place out when the ship arrived late one evening and we used the signal. Apparently we figured out the code correctly because they sent a small boat with a couple of pirate bastards. We quickly pulled the duck around a corner and pop them as they pursue. Which neatly gave us our disguise’s. I started forming our plan up then. Face and BA would go the direct route back to the ship while Murdock and a couple of the town’s finest went around to the port side of the ship. Take them by surprise and do a pincher attack; stupid enough to get us killed, but crazy enough to work.

Face and BA took their time so that the others had to time to be boarding in tandem. Face started his slow ascent up the ladder with BA tucked under some tarps in the boat looking like goods being smuggled. As Face reached the top of the ladder he does what he does best talking. He gets all of their attention and begins back up to the rear of the ship. As they begin to try and take him prisoner BA climbs up behind them and gets ready for the ambush. Face pulls a hidden weapon and smashes one of the swabs upside the head. BA pulls a gun and a blade pulls the trigger of the gun on…the accountant? Well those will be the last books he cooks. He does a follow up swing on the captain getting his attention. Funny thing was the accountant starts to get up from a fucking bullet to the head. Luckily, Murdock shows up just in time with the Calvary and smashes the accountant over the head caving in his skull. The guards split off one helping BA and one helping Face. Then things got bad more swabs showed up to support the captain and his first mate. We killed some swabs and then the first mate took the one thing from Face he never wanted anyone to take…his face. The blood and bone shattered and he dove overboard to avoid the finishing blow. The first mate took some serious injuries as did the captain then a horn blew over the action and we all knew it was trouble. If two fuglies wasn’t bad enough a fucking monster of a man with a hook shows up with about six swabs. The blows get even more heated the first mate sails to see Davy Jones with the captain shortly behind but BA took some bad shots. Even so he waded right into the middle of the swabs to get at the newly appointed Captain Hook. Murdock and the last remaining guard try to give back up to BA, while face begins climbing up the ladder again to come in from behind the action. The last guard goes down with a shot to his shoulder. BA loses a finger and then his leg but the die hard fucker gave Hook some serious shots of his own. BA continues to fight from the ground like the bloody black knight from Python’s. Both look ready to collapse then we see it the shot that kills BA. It throws both Murdock and Face into rages and they beat hook to death.

With no leadership all the swabs surrender and we begin taking our spoils.

I love it when a plan comes together!