*ahem*hurmblurgle*ahem* Kanto, still hate Jim’s old recorder, but it’s useful, I need to record some of this stuff as a safeguard.
Jim, I’m leaving this info for you buddy, I know you’ve seen some shit out there you can’t understand and you try to forget through the bottle. You know there are monsters and more out there buddy and the reason I’m so good at dealing with that kind of stuff is because I am one.
I exposed my true-self to your fed buddies because we were in the realm of the fairys, I know it sounds crazy Jim, but it’s true, there are monsters, fairy’s, werewolves, vampires and more out there Jim, they’re not all evil and they’re not all good, just like humans.
The thing is Jim, when you make a deal with a fey you have to honor it, or bad bad things can happen, and the three of us made a deal with a fey named Lavender who has a pack of werewolves working for him, college werewolves… I need to look into that later.
I tried to honor the deal, the feds didn’t think it was a fair deal, they don’t know there’s no such thing as fair when dealing with the fey.
They threatened to pin the kid’s disappearance on me Jim, I’m afraid that one day they’ll run into a crime they can’t solve and they’ll try to use me as a scapegoat, you know me Jim, I’ll never be locked up, I’ll kill them both before I let that happen
*ahem*ahem*ahem* man i hate these things
I’ve got to take care of some stuff Jim, I’ll make arrangements for you to get these recordings if anything ever happens to me. I respect you man, I want you to know the truth, you’re not crazy, and I didn’t do whatever they say I did.