Nilkka Biter: rolling 1d20

(5) = 5

Anna Lynn:HI! JESSICA!!

Tormach:your husband stole my cat, and I would like it returned

Nilkka Biter:13

Anna Lynn:haha

Tormach:UPS is fine. ground.
hes afraid of heights

GM of DOOM (GM): rolling 1d20+5

(1)+5 = 6

Belgae:202 lb cat..over weight limit
er 22

Nilkka Biter:holy fuck. 202 lb cat….
that is GIANT PUSSY.

Anna Lynn:hahahahahahahaha

Tormach:as Steve Irwin would say, “oh me gawd”

GM of DOOM (GM): rolling 1d20

(15) = 15

Nilkka Biter:no one can handle that.
lol.

Anna Lynn: rolling 1d20 + 3

(7)+3 = 10
rolling 1d4 + 2

(1)+2 = 3

Nilkka Biter:Belgae has relieved himself.

Tormach:was that puddle always there?

Belgae: rolling 1d20 + 10

(7)+10 = 17

Anna Lynn:Belgae’s wife assures me that he IS in fact wearing pants.

Nilkka Biter:dont say puddle. i might slip in it.
maybe we’d fight better if he WEREN’T wearing pants!

Tormach:were we supposed to be wearing pants!?
I remember the memo about not wearing bras this session

Nilkka Biter:that’s a memo that happened. yes!

Anna Lynn:My bra is pretty this evening

Nilkka Biter: rolling 1d20

(1) = 1
10

Tormach:this roller is as bad as tabletop forge
huzzah!

Anna Lynn:I got several 20s…

Tormach:I didnt wear a bra this evening

Nilkka Biter:this roller is a sizest.

GM of DOOM (GM): rolling 1d20+5

(12)+5 = 17

Nilkka Biter:me either!

Anna Lynn:I COULD take mine off. But I am really enjoying my clevage

Nilkka Biter:I’M NEVER GOING TO STOP SUCKING.

Anna Lynn:I spelled that wrong

Tormach:Tormachs torch has fucking burned out by now

Anna Lynn: rolling 1d20 + 3

(15)+3 = 18
rolling 1d4 + 2

(1)+2 = 3

Nilkka Biter:Tormach is afraid of the dark?
CLEAVAGE? I can’t see it. FAIL.

Tormach:and cleavage
terrified of implied cleavage

Anna Lynn:frenzied hug

Nilkka Biter:implied cleavage is terrifying. but cleavage is wonderful!

Tormach:manic motorboat

Nilkka Biter:FRENZIED BOOB HUGS

Belgae: rolling 1d20 + 11

(6)+11 = 17

Nilkka Biter:hahaha. manic motorboats. that should be a recovery roll.
rolling 1d20

(10) = 10
20

Anna Lynn::D

Nilkka Biter: rolling 1d8+3

(6)+3 = 9

GM of DOOM (GM): rolling 1d20+5

(20)+5 = 25

Anna Lynn:giggle snort

Tormach:or poorly written randomization algorithms
does it turn pink?

Anna Lynn: rolling 1d20 + 3

(11)+3 = 14
rolling 1d4 + 2

(1)+2 = 3

Tormach:WOOT!
everyone else should rush to where Im at, if they can
damn the guy that we brought here
the football that the monkeys fucking

Anna Lynn: rolling 1d8

(2) = 2
rolling 1d8

(6) = 6
rolling 1d8

(4) = 4

Belgae: rolling 1d8

(3) = 3

Nilkka Biter: rolling 1d10+2

(10)+2 = 12

Anna Lynn: rolling 1d8

(7) = 7
I am good and I have used 6 recoveries.

Nilkka Biter: rolling 1d10+2

(9)+2 = 11

Anna Lynn:You are not a good hider. Nilkka!! Yawny McYawnerstine

Belgae: rolling 1d8 + 2

(1)+2 = 3
rolling 1d8 + 2

(3)+2 = 5
rolling 1d8 + 2

(2)+2 = 4

Anna Lynn::P
Oh, I could REALLY sure a neck rub.

Tormach: rolling 1d20+3+4

(19)+3+4 = 26

Nilkka Biter:i sneak around like a bull in a china store.

Tormach:mmm chinese food

Anna Lynn:I had shrimp egg rolls this evening
smack that ass

Belgae: rolling 1d20 + 6

(11)+6 = 17

Nilkka Biter:man. i had cheesedicks.
no. cheese sticks.

GM of DOOM (GM):I have not eaten yet this evening.

Anna Lynn:I had Chicken stuffed with broccoli and cheese, baked green beans, and shrimp egg rolls. Yummy!

Tormach:I shared chex mix with the dog

Nilkka Biter:anna lynn wins at dinner.

Belgae:i just had chocolate sandwhich in fridge
for after

Nilkka Biter:CHOCOLATE SANDWHICH?!?!?!

Belgae: rolling 1d20 + 6

(6)+6 = 12
rolling 1d20 + 6

(19)+6 = 25
rolling 1d20 + 6

(1)+6 = 7