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Tour Ends with Smashing Success

London thrash-metal band, Excrement, concluded its North American tour, Code Brown, last night. The rockers performed in front of five sell-out crowds at Shiawase Center over the weekend. Fans raved about the performances, despite being pelted with various unidentified fluids and solids. Critics continue to be mystified by the popularity of the performances, which frequently involve disturbing lyrics, crass imagery, and actual fecal matter.

Security remained tight throughout the sessions following the deadly riots in late June that claimed twelve lives. Lone Star security presence was heavy, and although there were numerous minor incidents of violence, the corporation reports that while a few fans suffered from heat-stroke or dehydration, there were no injuries throughout the five-day tour.

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I call bullshit on that one. I saw at least three people taken away by DocWagon™ for ‘heat stroke’ that involved heavy bleeding from a head wound.
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