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Lone Star Bust Saves Hundreds

Representatives from Lone Star announced this morning that an undercover operation last week prevented the deaths of hundreds of Caribana celebrants. The security service reported that undercover officers shot and killed several members of both the eco-terrorist group Greenwar, and the Caribbean League of Seattle, as they were enroute to plant explosives at several festival venues. Few additional details were made available due to security restrictions, but Lone Star did confirm that Puyallup-based voodoun expert, Lei Osso, was among the dead.

Officials from the security corporation have been quick to capitalize on the public relations boost from the foiled bombings. They point out that Lone Star’s experience in providing policing to the Metroplex played a large role in the success of the operation.