Heads or Tails

An Unimportant Village

November 16, 2012 18:00

The Mountain Eaters of the Rock Skulls Tribe
Not only are these ogres from one of the oldest tribes in the Mountains of Mourn but is also the tribe with the toughest ogres by far. It is therefore not surprising that they are the many times defending champions of the famous Boulder-Butting Contests, held annually at the Great Feast – a contest in which ogres compete in smashing massive boulders with nothing but their heads.
Coincidently, the Rock Skulls are also amongst the most dim-witted of ogres (and that’s saying a lot) and have therefore been swindled and tricked on many an occassion. This time around The Mountain Eaters of the Rock Skulls Tribe have been hired by a mysterious cloaked figure, who has promised Facesmasher beer, cattle and all the gold he and the boys can eat should the reach the Empire, more specifically the sleepy hamlet of Dunkeldorf in Stirland come Mitterfruhl.
Having waited for the mysterious contact in the hinterlands of Dunkeldorf for the most of a good month, the ogres have become more than restless and it is slowly dawning on Facesmasher that he has been cheated … again. It is time to go look for this cheat and breakfast is lying conviently sleeping in nearby Dunkeldorf….. looks like Stirland just hit the menu….

Meanwhile near Dunkeldorf
They had a good overview of the sleepy city of Dunkeldorf from the hills. The young commander was restless. By the fire his trusted witch hunter was carving Sigmar’s commets into bullets XL sized. But the commander turned to his mysterious cloaked advisor: “Are you sure they will attack such small and unimportant village?”
The cloaked figurer barely turned his head, his eyes almost visible from the darkness under the hood: “Oh I am certain young commander. Now remember everything I have taught you and make sure your men fight to the death.”. The last word lingering a bit too long for the liking of the commander, however the council of his cloaked advisor had been true so far. There was no turning back now. The people of Dunkeldorf depended on him.

Mysterious loose ends
Who is the mysterious cloaked figure?
Why has he unleashed a hungry company of ogre warriors on Stirland?
Will anyone come to safe Dunkeldorf and why would they?
Will XL bullets fit in the which hunter’s pistols?
How much gold can an ogre eat?
Why is Dunkeldorf the least important village in the Empire?
and
Will it ever become yule-tide in Dunkeldorf?

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