Monsters

Zombie- “What’s in your head?” – The Cranberries

Vamp: “Couldn’t we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was this big.” – Buffy Summers

Vampire: “I don’t like Vampires. I’m going to take a stand and say they’re not good.” – Xander Harris

Dracula: “I condemn you to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood.” – Dracula

Daywalker: “You really should stay away from me.” – Edward Cullen

High Vampire: “I knew my opponents’ weaknesses, having suffered them myself. Physical wounds are fleeting – a vampire’s immortal flesh begins to close as soon as it is cleaved. Vampires need only fear those wounds that impale, or inflame. Water scorches like acid, and fledglings are devastated by sunlight’s touch… I would have to modify my tactics to suit my foes.” – Dracula?

Classes

Wizard- “Yer a wizard, ’Arry!” – Hagrid

Assassin- “You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal.” – Michael Jackson

Alchemist: “Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange.” – Full Metal Alchemist

Herbalist: “You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potionmaking,” he began. […] I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses … I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

Warlord- “Veni, Vidi, Vici.”- Julius Caesar

Archivist: “With a dreamy far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book, no denying she’s a funny girl, that Belle.” – Beauty and the Beast

Prestige Class

Archmage- “Their are no men like me. Only me.”- Jamie Lannister

Time Mage: “People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.”

Races

Half-Elves: “Everybody has Daddy issues, that’s the way it goes.”- Megan Gogerty

Dragonborn: “I am the blood of the dragon!” -Daenerys

zodiac quotes

Rooster: “I must warn you…I look damn good in a Tutu” Yami Abridged Series

Dragon: “We must steal the source of his power, his LEATHER PANTS”

Monkey: "Butter would not melt in my mouth, well it would melt, of course it would melt but VERY SLOWLY "

Horse: “Their are no men like me….only me”

Tiger: “It was mean, so that is why I took away his ball”

Cat: “Anyone can be, A husband, lover, Sooner them than me, When they discover, Their domestic bliss is, Shelter for their failing” The Russian Chess

Rat: Thank god I’m only watching the game, controlling it"- Freddy Trumper, Chess

Ox: “Who got you out of that parking ticket who got the polroids of the broken meter”

Snake: “Secretly I”m very lonely"

Pig: “I am grateful, you know, for the ill-conceived and high-handed attempt to defend my honor, although, I didn’t want you to.”

Rabbit: “These people make me tense, I live in fear they will start a conversation”

Dog: “Well if you want to end the world, then start with me, I’ve earned it” Xander Harris

Sheep: “Huh” Curtis Creg, Phantasmagoria 2

SOUTH: Well I go online sometimes but everything’s spelling is so bad its depressing"

East: Screw the Rules I have Money

West: If I look back I am lost

North: I have a right to know, i’m getting married to her in 430 years