Title: A Series of Uncomfortable Events So Sick and Nauseating
Song: Karma Chameleon
Series: Touched By an Angel

So today was basically pointless. We went to that Steve guy’s house. Almost vampire murdered a squatter. Also the landlord got involved. Instead of just wiping their minds and moving on Vicky decided to fuck around with them for a while and the, I guess, ghoul the landlord. Or start trying to ghoul the landlord, I dont know. After we got out of their we went to The King for a whopper and some thinking time. Did not go well.

There was some dumb kid behind the counter who was ogling the skirt, so she teased him a bit: you know fun stuff. But then it got all Misery, not with the crazed fan attacking the author but with the sheer degree of uncomfortableness involved. She started telling him she was gay, but shed make out with him, then he left the counter, then she started screaming at him to come back, then she was offering him a ten grand check to come with er now, then the manager got involved: it was a horror show. So after I smoothed shit over, cause you know the Nosferatu of a vampire group traditionally has the role of diplomat, we decided to break for the night. I’m heading back to Steve’s place, maybe I can find stuff now that the heats died down.

UPDATE 1
Title: Going Sherlocking, BRB
Song: Killer Queen
Series: Knight Rider

Okay so I got back from Steve’s, hes actually going to the same shrink as our missing girl, The Fuck? He’s a basically homeless war vet, Tammy’s shrink is high end, how does he afford that? His calendar has a night time psych meeting one day and a drug deal two days fro mthen. So I know what I’ll be doing.

UPDATE 2
Oh, certain types of getting kicked out of the military pay for your head doc appointments, how progressive. But at what cost to the taxpayer?

Update 3
Alright Vicky and I just got back from roughing up the fraudulent Freud. He’s been selling Steve extra meds so Steve can sell them for more money. Classy. Also he sold Steve a list of his patients, classier. I got a locale for where the list ended up, I’ll check up on it after we hit the drug deal, maybe we can catch Steve.