A black winged commuter and a four armed demon duked it out on the George Washington Bridge during rush hour. Port Authority police on the scene pulled two drivers from the wreckage of their vehicles. Both are listed in critical condition.
“It was like something out of a movie,” said Hector Rivera who was two cars back on the westbound section of the upper level of the GWB. “It was bumper to bumper so there was nowhere to go. People were panicking, getting out of their cars and nobody knew what to do.”
Multiple witnesses reported that the demon appeared in a puff of noxious fumes, picked up a car and flipped it into a van like it was a toy. A black winged man, some are describing as an angel, fought the demon and eventually knocked him off the bridge where he apparently fell into the Hudson river far below.
“This is not the only incidence of superhuman, vigilante disturbances,” explains NYPD Chief of Police Anthony Locosta, “Attendees at a function in the Millennium hotel reported a masked man crashing through their reception. The Special Operations Unit, in conjunction with the Department of Homeland Security, is investigating. We have the capacity to respond to these disturbances.”
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