Quite a few things have happened since I last wrote here.
We continued our efforts to make a name, and started out intending to go conquer Tidewater Rock. But we got detoured a few times, by ships we plundered and legendary treasures we went to look for on islands along our way.
We freed a georgeous looking woman from a slave trader. She told us she’s some kind of avatar of a demon lord, Sharess the Dancer.
Cupcake got killed. He got killed by assassins while we were in port. Apparently Maria’s father is seriously pissed with him. But for some reason Sharess had him brought back to life, on conditions he’d be a loyal worshipper and would no longer fuck around. Well, he’s screwed.
We landed at Tidewater Rock, but instead of going to war, we arranged for Wayne to have a Shackles Marriage with the lady, for the duration of at least one year.
We were attacked by another pirate vessel while in the castle, and had a serious fight.
Afterwards we had a very wild stag party for Wayne. Maria did a strip act. Afterwards is a blank. Apparently we burnt the ship we’d captured while trying to make a bonfire indoor. it burned to the waterline. The captain wasn’t too happy.
After this we decided to head towards Port Peril to do the challenges for recognition as a free captain. On route we looked for a few more treasures. By the time we arrived at Port Peril, our hull was rather full.
We passed our tests, and gor our marks. The pirate king held a feast, and I took Maria shopping for a few new outfits.