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Ze Belgarde is to be keeping ze diary oui? Like ze leetle girls with ze pig tails. Belgarde does no know why zey call zem ze pig tails…for zey are nothing like ze curly oink oink tails. But zat is not ze point, Belgarde vill not be deeztracted by zmall childrun with ze funny hair no more.

Zo where oh where does Belgarde begin? With ze traveling to ze Fallcrest oui? Ze Zimzamaroo comes to Belgarde ze Magnifique and he zayz to heem, go now to ze next town et zpread ze word of ze traveling zpectacular. And zo Belgarde does zis. He does zis quite vell. But zen, to ze Belgarde’z zuprize, he runz eento ze old friend oui?

It iz quite ze good zing zat Belgarde happenz along oui? For he iz most needed by heez friend Zovellees. Heez friend zayz to heem, “Belgarde, I have ze zcary dreamz, hold me.” But Belgarde zayz nay, He iz not ze mama, he vill help ze Zovellees by ze finding why he haz ze zcary dreamz.

And zo Belgarde, he helps ze Zovelees with ze finding ze ztrong menz to help zem with ze finding ze fame et fortune. Zey meet deez very eententz man Kegan oui? He and ze Belgarde, zey have ze much to talk about, zey are to becoming ze fazt friendz. He tellz ze Belgarde ze zad tale of ze men with ze zcary facez. Ze Belgarde, he iz moved by zis ztory, he criez ze tear for hez new friend. He zayz to ze Kegan, no worriez mon ami, for ze Belgarde, he vill make zure zat no one vill be ze mezzing with heez head no more. Ze Kegan, he waz ze mozt thankful to be hearing zis.

Zen Belgarde hears ze Zoveleez zay heez greetingz to a friend. But Belgarde, he can no zee zis friend. Ze chair across from Belgarde moves, and ze leetle man he climb up in ze chair. Ah, now Belgarde zees who Zoveleez iz to be talking at. Zis leetle man, he iz to be called Cage oui? Belgarde zinkz zere is more zan meets ze eye with zis one. He iz filled with ze purpozez zat Belgarde iz no privy to. He iz like ze fox, pretty, but if he iz to get in ze henhouse, zere vill be ze lotz of trouble oui?

And zo, we all zit and we make ze planz, for ze fortune et ze fame zey must be hard earned. All of ze zudden, zomeone elze iz making ze planz with ze Belgarde’z new circus. He iz ze very zneaky. But zis man, he zeems to know all, like ze Belgarde. Hez name he zayz is Feh, what kind of ze name is Feh? Belgarde he knowz not if he zhall be liking zis ztrange man. He iz to be telling ze fortunes when zat is clearly ze job of Belgarde ze Magnifique.

And zo ze journey, eet begins. Belgarde, he vill be much hoping zat ze Zimzamaroo can be forgiving Belgarde for heez zlacking on ze job oui?

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