KWING Morning News

Laura: Welcome to the KWING Morning News. I’m your hostess, Laura Lynn.

Tom: And I’m Tom Hughes. Another cougar attack has left a victim dead on the Canon Valley Trail. Yesterday morning a bicyclist found a mauled body near mile marker 12.

Laura: This is the third cougar victim this spring. Local fish and wildlife experts believe that a single animal is responsible for all three attacks. Each body has been severely mangled and torn. A surprisingly small amount of blood has been left behind by the blood-thirsty beast.

Tom: A word of caution to all hikers and bikers, this cougar is thirsty! To keep all of you green
commuters on your toes, here’s a song for our carnivorous feline friend, If You Want Blood, You Got It, AC/DC on KWING!