Note to self- bombs hurt.

It all started with a job offer to kill an arsonist. Seemed extreme to me at first but it was explained to be a political mess that required it. Long story short it was a goblin and two women of ill repute. Why they were there, I’m convinced I’m better off not knowing. Dumb goblin ran and threatened to shoot the bomb.

I told it it’d kill itself also, and it didn’t succeed at first, but he managed to get us all, himself included.

I really hate Goblins now. And bombs, those too…