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Episode 3: Larry-R’s Lament
Turn 114: The Clone… The Clone… The Clone is on Fire!
Quentin-R stands looking at the blank screen. Apparently still waiting for The Computer to tell him that it’s finished talking. However, as he stands there, one of his pants legs begins to smoke and then flares up into flame, which begins slowly working its way up the leg. Quentin-R remains stoically ignoring it, gritting his teeth against the pain.
Isaac-O turns toward Quentin-R, about to try to put the strap on him, when he sees the burning leg. He says, “Excuse me Dean-O, Sir. We appear to have a malfunctioning unit here!” then begins trying to ineffectually pat the fire out.
“Hap-happiness Officer? More visomo-morpain, please.” Dean-O says, “The re-rest of you stop stand-anding around, we’ve got w-work to do.” As he turns around to look at Quentin-R and Isaac-O, he continues, “Not important. We’ll sort it out in debriefing.”
As the flame moves crotch-ward, Quentin-R finally cracks and starts running in a frantic circle, flapping his arms around, and screams, “Alright! Alright FC, I admit it, I have a question!! CAN I HAVE SOME WATER PLEASE… AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAKEITSTOPILLGETYOOSFORTHIS… for the love of FC put it out faster!“
Phil-R says, and does, “Phil-R crinkles his nose and sniffs at the air curiously for a moment, detecting an odd burning scent which is Quentin-R’s pants leg. Upon locating the source, Phil-R moves away from Quentin-R and manipulates Mr. Sock to scream.” Mr. Sock then screams, “Fire!“
In unison with Mr. Sock, Aken-R also screams “FIRE!” and dramatically tackles Quentin-R, knocking Isaac-O out of the way, and bringing Quentin-R to the floor, starts rolling him around while shouting, “STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!“
Roy-R calmly hands Dean-O another visomorpain.
We shall return to the PBEM Network’s presentation of The Bot Murders after these messages…
Perversity Points Totals:
- Grov-R-LER (Dean-O-KTI-1): 66 PP
- Max (Quentin-R-PAD-3): 55 + 1 ([DFSR]) = 56 PP
- Phial (Isaac-O-MEL-2): 33 – 5 ([DFSR]) + 1 ([DFSR]) = 29 PP
- Wys-I-wyg (Phil-R-XYZ-1): 59 PP
- Open Slot (Aken-R-BSH-2): 58 PP
- Open Slot (Roy-R-HBL-3): 32 PP
Have your turns to me before 1200 GMT (That’s 0800 EDT) Wednesday.
And then there were 4… again… ::sigh:: Come join in the FUN!! Please? Beuller? Beuller?
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