Dear Dad,

You’re nev- well…actually, you’re probably going to believe this:

It all started when my party and I arrived back in town after our mission. Mivah, Eliveien, and I were called to see the mayor. After that, we decided to go exploring in town. We happened upon an unusual weapons shop run by a very excitable gnome. He pranced this way and that showing off his inventions before leading us into a room where Mivah proceeded to push all the buttons and activate all the things at once. Needless to say it was time for us to be on our way once everything started combusting, exploding, and flying into walls. That poor little gnome went flying into the sunset in a rock-powered wheelchair, screaming at the top of his lungs, as we left. So then, I went to a pub. Yes dad, I know what a pub is now. I tried elvish wine…I like it. Oh, strange thing: duck tastes like quail. Mivah left our table to look for her “Seganie” and the next thing I knew, Eliveien was pulling me out of the pub as some guy went crazy tearing things apart looking for Mivah. From there, we went to visit the members of the temple of Ayomade who “rescued” us previously. I was hoping to find Willow, the kid who fought with mom. We got there and inquired about the missing Seganie, Willow, and Eliveien’s long lost son. Much to everyone’s suprise, we found her son! As soon as they saw each other, they both passed out! I’m not sure what Mivah and Eliveien have against the temple of Ayomade, but we ended up staying the night. I’m looking forward to meeting Willow tomorrow morning. Thaddius, the leader of the group from the temple who “saved” us, is going to send for him. It’s so embarrassing to be surrounded by such noble men. Please don’t tell mom or Destin about all this okay? You know how protective Destin is and how mom would worry. I know you understand dad.

Love,
-Fae