Some say he was less than human.
I say he was 50% human 50% orc 5% timber and 20% shark ….you do the math. No wonder he got confused sometimes.
Some say he was a vicious, bloodthirsty pirate.
I say damn straight, one of the best.
Some say he was not to be trusted.
I say that I trusted him with my life and he never let me down.
Some say he once fired a halfling bard from a ballistae.
I say it was bloody hilarious.
Some say he wasn’t afraid to screw with Besmara.
I say it was just her priestess, but still a brave move.
Some say he is gone.
I say my friend and I will meet again on the decks of Besmara’s fleet.
Now drink ya scum for Ratpeg, at pirate’s pirate.

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Them’s touching words for me former body Captain!!