"Squeep, Kevin make big sparkle!"
A small Kobold who lead a raid on the party’s shack while they were abandoned on a remote island.
Kizmet was roused from his sleep and quickly stood outside to shout at them to keep it down.
The intimidation was so successful that the entire mob of Kobolds ran as fast as they could.
The mob returned two minutes later screaming in fear. The party heard the words “Squishy! SQUISHY!”
before allowing the Kobolds to stay in their hut.
A few tense minutes passed before a square cube of black jelly burnt its way through the back of the tin shack.
The Kobolds and the party managed to destroy the jelly with the help of Kevin’s grease, and a well placed scorching ray from Fellburger.
Kevin and the Kobold’s than allowed the party to live with the immense Kobold tribe under the island in exchange for shiny objects.
The party discovered the Kobolds were praising an ancient “Den Mother” who actually turned out to be a dysfunctional old-kingdom machine. The party repaired the machine and managed to communicate through it, practically granting themselves the unmitigated servitude of the hundreds of Kobolds.
Kevin was manhandled by Kizmet the following day as he led them to a dangerous cave. As the Kobold tried to flee he was incapacitated and strapped to Kizmet with a vast amount of gaffa-tape.
The party explored the cave before running into a Medusa, kevin being only a small Kobold was turned to stone the same time Kizmet was.
Kevin’s fate was unknown at first, the dread pirate Azuze said that he threw the stone kobold overboard. This eventually turned out to be true as a Caledonian expedition that returned to the island discovered the kobold, still in his statued state, washed up on the shore. After returning to base the caledonians de-petrified him and quickly discovered how much of a nuisance he can become.
Takissis' D&D 3.5E Character Sheet
|Weapons and Gear||Skill Name||Key
|Attack||Attack Bonus||Damage||Critical||Decipher Script||Int|
|Armor/Protective Item||Type||AC Bonus||Max Dex||Escape Artist||Dex|
|Check Penalty||Spell Failure||Speed||Weight||Special Properties||Gather Information||Cha|
|Shield/Protective Item||AC Bonus||Weight||Check Penalty||Heal||Wis|
|Spell Failure||Special Properties||Intimidate||Cha|
|Sleight of Hand||Dex|
|Use Magic Device||Cha|
|PP - , GP - , SP - , CP -|
|Known Spells||Spell Save||Arcane Spell Failure||%|
|Domain/School 1:||Domain/School 2:||Spells