Bio

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BACKSTORY
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John grew up in Elm Grove, WI to a mother and father, both involved in actuarial science. He had a few childhood friends growing up, but his free time was for the most part dictated by his parents. Growing up in a very well-structured environment, he did well in his studies, was a prominent member of many extracurricular groups in high school, and in all of his schooling finished second in class, making salutatorian and receiving high honors at Marquette University.

He currently lives in a condo in downtown Milwaukee, seemingly immaculate, with every corner of the walls and furniture scrubbed to a shine with a well-stocked assortment of household cleaners. He is in bed at 10:30pm every night, and promptly wakes up at 6 o’clock every morning to arrive at his modest six figure accounting job at a nearby banking corporate headquarters.

John is a successful, intelligent young man. His numbers are some of the best at his company, yet time and time again he loses potential promotions to less intelligent, less reliable, and oftentimes completely unqualified people. Sure, John makes enough to support himself ten times over, but his true excellence largely goes unappreciated, as every year or so another smart-talking, charismatic, but mediocre employee gets the executive position that John was clearly more qualified for.

As the rain pours on the side of the window in his condo, John spends another rainy night eating a perfectly proportioned meal, full of the essential vitamins and minerals needed to sustain a healthy lifestyle, alone.