Smack the bone and crack the whip!
Smite the thigh, tooth and hip!
Burn the village to the ground!
Dance in the light round-and-round!
On a further note, I found this delightful Goblin tune as well that made me laugh:
The Three Dirty Goblins Song
Three dirty goblins crossed the line, Tabooo, Taboo.
Three dirty goblins crossed the line, Tabooo, Taboo.
Three dirty goblins crossed the line,
One in front and two behind.
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
They rode across on a big white horse, Taboo, Taboo.
They rode across on a big white horse, Taboo, Taboo.
They rode across on a big white horse,
One to ride and two to toss,
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
They came upon a wayside inn, Taboo, Taboo.
They came upon a wayside inn, Taboo, Taboo.
They came upon a wayside inn,
The door was locked – they kicked it in
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
The Landlord’s daughter, she was fair, Taboo, Taboo.
The Landlord’s daughter, she was fair, Taboo, Taboo.
The Landlord’s daughter, she was fair,
With milky tits and long blonde hair.
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
They tied her to the legs of the bed, Taboo, Taboo.
They tied her to the legs of the bed, Taboo, Taboo.
They tied her to the legs of the bed,
And shagged her ’till she was quite dead
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
They dragged her all the way up to Fyfe, Taboo, Taboo.
They dragged her all the way up to Fyfe, Taboo, Taboo.
They dragged her all the way up to Fyfe,
And tried to shag her back to life
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
Then they took her down the leafy lane, Taboo, Taboo.
Then they took her down the leafy lane, Taboo, Taboo.
Then they took her down the leafy lane,
And shagged her back to life again!
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
The Landlord found what they had done, Taboo, Taboo.
The Landlord found what they had done, Taboo, Taboo.
The Landlord found what they had done,
He killed the goblins, one by one.
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
[slow & morose]
Three Dirty Goblins went to hell, Tabooo, Taboo.
Three Dirty Goblins went to hell, Tabooo, Taboo.
Three Dirty Goblins went to hell,
[PAUSE & DRINK – then fast again]
[shout] and shagged the devil’s wife as well!!!
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
When the devil discovered this, Taboo, Taboo.
When the devil discovered this, Taboo, Taboo.
When the devil discovered this,
He drowned the goblins in a barrell of piss!
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
The dirty goblins drank the piss, Taboo, Taboo,
The dirty goblins drank the piss, Taboo, Taboo,
The dirty goblins drank the piss,
And gave the devil a big wet kiss!
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
[Slowly]
Singing Ey Aye Bollocky Aye
A Bollocky Aye Taboo
For extra credit, here’s a youtube video of the song ;)
http://youtu.be/j-Db8zv1tBM
