Bio

My emergency backup character, who can easily fade in and out of the group, and is entirely irrelevant to any long-term plot or adventuring!
Born to rich parents, Itoshiki Nozomu quickly learned to despise the snobbish upper class. Running away, he ended up depressed and impoverished in the slums, where he quickly learned to despise greedy poor people.

He finished school in record time, got a job as a teacher in Silverymoon, and became an upstanding, middle class citizen, where he quickly learned to despise the never-satisfied middle class.
He moved into a state of isolation, in utter despair over the-often entirely trivial-percieved flaws of humanity.
It was shortly after this, at the beginning of the new semester, that he began his crusade, that great cause of “looking-like-he’s-in-the-act-of-committing-suicide-to-get-attention-so-that-he-can-monologue-very-loudly-about-every-possible-problem-ever-conceived-of.”!
Unfortunately, the first person he tried this on was-and is- a complete sociopath who seems to veiw absolutely everything in the most positive light possible. She grabbed his legs and tugged down as hard as possible, and his sabotaged attempt at hanging himself almost actually happened. Fortunately(?) the rope snapped, and he fell down, exclaiming: “What if I had died?!”. The two argued about happiness and despair for a time, and then he ran away, went to class, and it turned out that she was one of his new students, and that the rest were almost as bad, and sometimes worse. A stalker, an unbelievably OCD serial killer, a hikkikomori, a yaoi fangirl, an abuse-text messenger, and a girl with bilingual personalities being a few of the class’s highlights, he sometimes just needs to get away from it all.

It’s on these occasions that he goes adventuring. He heard this was a decent group, and decided to follow after.

Aside from constantly being in some sort of despair or another, he is virtually unkillable, to often nearly hilarious extents, and has extensive knowledge about the strength of various types of rope, the effectiveness of various poisons and their antidotes, and is very, very good at playing dead. He also has very strong neck muscles.
…Aside from that, there’s nothing really impressive about him.