| Name |
Role |
Notes |
| Big Tony (Funk) |
Leader |
Dislikes Eddie and his crew, Smells like salami and old socks |
| Hatchet |
Lieutenant |
Ork |
| Extra |
Lieutenant |
Asian woman |
| Blade |
Shooter |
Won’t touch knives, Likes Curtis, Hates Bobby, Now 40% off… |
| Junk |
Mechanic |
Former Wanker, 12 year old girl, little sister of Masher, Crushing on Eddie |
| Victor |
Big Scary Goon |
Former Wanker, Constantly harangues Puncho |
| Walrus |
Smart Guy |
Former Wanker, Obese, Constantly drinks cola, Talks Trid-games with USB |
| Zero-Sum |
Eye Candy |
Former Wanker, Hooked up with Big Tony right away, Jealous of Extra |
| Simta |
Clinger |
Bobby’s ‘girlfriend’, Dwarf chick, father runs convenience store |
| Icepick |
Driver/Gopher |
| Red Ball |
Former gopher |
| Bobby Bangs |
Ghoul Bait, Dwarf Bait |
| Puncho Villa |
Comic Relief, Demolitions Expert(?) |
| Little Tony |
Former leader, Not smelly (well, now he is…) |
| First Edition |
Butt Boy, Bullet Catcher |
| Suicide Bob |
Died in aftermath of the suborbital crash |
| Masher |
Died in aftermath of the suborbital crash |
| USB |
NERRRRRRDDD!!!!, Futile Rescue Specialist, Ghoul Infiltration Specialist |
Dice to roll:
