A Carrigmoran comestible

Do not use any type of metallurgic spoon or mage wand for mixing. DO NOT cast freezing, ice or refrigeration spells upon it. If any bubbles from the Plane of Air get in the bag, release them. They are happier out there anyway. It is normal for batter to rise, bubble, ferment, talk to you, ask your sister out on a date, and demand fermented drink. (Get batter drunk at own risk.)

_DAY

• 1 Mush the bag
• 2 Mush the bag
• 3 Mush the bag
• 4 Mush the bag
• 5 Mush the bag
• 6 Add to the bag: 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup milk . Mush the bag
• 7 Mush the bag
• 8 Mush the bag
• 9 Mush the bag
• 10 Mix & divide the bag as directed below:

_First
Pour entire contents of bag into a non-metallurgic bowl with 1 ½ cup flour, 1 ½ cup sugar & 1 ½ cup milk. You need 4 (1 gallon) zip lock bags. Measure 1 cup mixture and place in each bag. Date the bag. Give to 4 INDIVIDUALS deserved of JUSTICE, along with this cant.

~Next ~
Preheat oven to 325.
To the remaining batter add:

• 3 eggs
• 1 cup oil
• 2/3 cup milk
• 1 cup sugar
• 2 teaspoons cinnamon
• ½ teaspoon vanilla
• 1 ½ teaspoon s baking powder
• ½ teaspoon baking soda
• ½ teaspoon salt
• 1 cup flour
• 1 large box “instant pudding mix” (typically found on human planet of Earth-vanilla is good)

Grease 2 loaf pans. Mix an additional ¼ cup sugar & 1 ½ teaspoon cinnamon in a small bowl. Dust the greased pans with half the cinnamon mixture. Pour the batter evenly into the 2 pans & sprinkle remaining sugar mixture over the batter. Bake 1 hour. Cool until bread loosens from pan, (about 10 minutes)

note
Keep track of the dates. If you keep a starter for yourself, you’ll have justice bread every 10 days. The bread is aligned good & makes a good gift to good creatures. Only the Sorpics know how to create a ‘starter’, so if you give away all your justice bread you’ll have to wait til someone thinks you deserve one again.

With apologies to the Amish, adapted by Molly K. c2007