"Aw man, dat be mah main man Shift!"
“There be lots of things I hate. Two of them jus’ so happen to relate to my life. Ain’t nobody call me a Hobbit, aight? An’ definitely don’t call me no Blackling. That be racist.”
“I be quick, like lightnin’. Ain’t nobody see me comin’, aw chea!”
“Ay, yo. Why you gotta know? Dat info ain’t ready to be divulged.”
“Fo’ sho’! I got the parts and I gots the ‘tude. Whatchoo gonna do?”
“Twenty-six years of pure, solid, radicality. Yeah, dat’s right. I made up a word jus’ to describe how awesome I am.”
“Just ‘cause I’m short ain’t mean I can’t take you down. Watch yoself you jive turkey.”
Weight: 66 pounds
“More to love baby.”
“I promise, mah man, that I take care of it. Dis ain’t no nappy head, yo.”
Eyes: Brown, small, piercing.
“One glance and I gots you figured out, fool.”
Languages: Petarian (Midlander) and Orcish
“You never know when one of those dumb mo’fo’s says something useful.”
Weapon Proficiencies: Short Bow (2), Short Sword
“Yea, I use two weapons. Sad thing is, you’ll be dead before I even get a chance to stab ya!”
Nonweapon Proficiencies: Hunting, Tracking, Basic Woodlore, Butchering, Appraisal, Gem Cutting, Forgery, Heraldry.
“I’m a jack of all trades, man. You need somethin’ done? I can do it.”