NPCs

• "James White"
• Abu
• Adalbert Grimm
• Adjudicator General Kees van der Mark
• Admiral Johannes Taylor
• Adrian St. John
• Aleman Vallejo
• Alex Rothko
• Alphonse Delacroix
• Ambassador Arlington Bevington
• Anna van Dam
• Anton el Cid
• Arcangelo the Wolf
• Arnie Hoffman
• Azrael Hammerstein
• Benedict the Butler
• Bernard, Supreme Ruler of Kallipolis
• Betty and Norma
• Big Joe
• Bobak
• Boss Anatoly Yeltsin
• Boss Brezhev
• Boss Dmitri Zaitsev
• Boss Ivanovich
• Boss Krasniy
• Boss Mikhail "Boss Misha" Kasparov
• Boss Nikita
• Boss Oleg Kalashnakov
• Boss Oskar Borodin
• Brigadier Hermann Machtblitz
• Bruto the Wildebeest
• Captain Black Henry
• Captain John "Black John" Dalton
• Captain Seamus "Mad Seamus" Flanders
• Captain Tio Ludovico
• Cardinal Elias Townsend
• Chef Eppi
• Christopher Faust
• Clide Fletcher
• Colonel Franco DeFranco
• Colonel John Grimm
• Colonel Octavius Metzger
• Colonel Vanderweiss
• Commissar Feliks Rosenkov
• Corporal Blakely
• Corporal Brian O'Brien
• Corporal Francis
• Corporal Ross
• Corporal Vance McAllen
• Crow's Nest Moe
• Dirty Jerry
• Doktor Cerenkov
• Doktor Molotov
• Doktor Pavlov
• Don Cervantes
• Don Roderigo
• Eduardo the Bandit
• Edward "Sly Eddy" Gordon
• Enrico Brazzi
• Ezekiel Mattheson
• Fabian Mahler
• Farid
• Farnham the Bandit
• Franz Grimm
• Gaius the Wildebeest
• General August Fleischer
• General Dominic Meyer
• General Tiberius Metzger
• Gilgamesh the Wildebeest
• Guiseppe Perot
• Hadrian Redding
• Hassan
• Hawkeye Larry
• Hieronymus Steinfaust
• Hunter Keelhaul
• Ichabod Sykes
• Iggy "Iggisso" Solomon
• Iosif Rothko
• Isaac Frost
• Isador St. John
• Israel "Izzy" Valentine
• Ivan Thule
• Jack van Dam
• Jack van Dam the Elder
• Jacques Danesti
• James Caliban
• James White
• Jean Veritas
• Jim Mueller
• Joey Milbank
• John Dwayne
• John Meursault
• Jose Maria
• Juan Renault
• Kaiser Balthasar van Bismarck III
• Kaiser Lance van Bismarck
• Kaiser Vincent Violet
• Karl van Shipwright
• Kayvaan Salazar
• Khalid
• King Fidel Cassio
• Lady Kirin van Dam
• Lauren van Dam
• Leon Lebedev
• Leon van Dam
• Leyla Miramar
• Lieutenant Elton Andreo
• Lieutenant Hoffman
• Lieutenant LaGrange
• Lieutenant McLaurin
• Lieutenant Ramsey
• Lieutenant Schwarz
• Lieutenant Taylor
• Lieutenant Verdun
• Liev Bronstein
• Lord Arlen van Dam IV
• Lord Lionel Grimm III
• Mahmoud the Merchant
• Marco Versailles
• Marcus "Brutal Mark" Dutchman
• Margot the Maid
• Maria the Servant
• Mario Ali
• Marius the Messenger
• Maurice "The Lion" DeLeon
• Maurice van Dam
• Milo Allende
• Miranda van Rijn
• Mircea Calugaru
• Monocle Mel
• Morrison White
• Mr. Medved
• Mr. Mig
• Mr. Sputnik
• Mr. Tchaikovsky
• Mrs. Gordon
• Niko Trotsky
• Officer Hans Eissler
• Officer Horatio DeLeon
• Officer Jay Stockholm
• Officer Martin
• Officer Rand
• Officer Simon
• Oslo "Red" Herring
• Paard the Horse
• Pasha Kornai
• Pasha the Doorman
• Peter Novak
• Poquito the Bull
• Private Maersk
• Private Malone
• Prospero van Rijn
• Puggy van Bastian
• Qalim
• Queen Marie
• Ramone LaSalle
• Ray Maslow
• Raymond van Dam
• Reynald Gordon
• Rose van Dam
• Rowen Cabe
• Rudy Two-fingers
• Sasha Kornai
• Secretary Stoimenov
• Sergeant Danville
• Sergeant Guy Stern
• Sergeant Hansson
• Sergeant Holtz
• Sergeant Roy Krantz
• Sergeant Terrance
• Sergei Brezhev
• Shelby Tod
• Shotglass Alderman
• Silver Argentino
• Simon Dreier
• Stephan van Dam the Elder
• Stephan van Dam the Younger
• Tanya van Dam
• Tara Danesti Calugaru
• Taskmaster Velin
• The Brothers Clay
• The Curator of the Museum of New Culture
• The Hamster
• The Librarian
• The Man in Gray
• The Red Dwarf
• The West Librarian
• Theo Kerouac
• Tina Thule
• Tom Burgess
• Toophan Ali
• Underboss Bakhtin
• Underboss Callahan
• Underboss Minsk
• Undercommissar Volosinov
• Valdez "the Knife"
• Viktor Krushchev
• Vlad Calugaru
• Wahid
• Water Sheikh Miramar
• Yuri the Barrista
• Yuri the Cart Guy
• Yuri the Clerk
• Yuri the Driver
• Zero "The Bull" DelToro