Many who see Cone of flesh for the first time in mistake it for a giant pile of rancid mayonnaise. Shaped more than anything liking 9 foot tall chocolate chip, Cone of flesh’s body is a grotesque series of bulbous fat rings. These rings grow larger as they near the ground, and tend to collects slime and roaches. The “Cone” is over 9 feet tall, and over 3 yards wide at base. It has no apparent legs and is usually pulled around on a cart by the Barlow’s. Topping this mass is a malevolent, piggish face, wide at the chin and pointed on top. The features are effeminate, though Cone of flesh is really asexual. Cone of flesh likes to wear makeup, massive amounts of jewelry and a small diamond tiara. It speaks in an affected high-pitched tone. It also smells like bad cheese, and is rarely seen by the general public.