A somewhat chubby, out of shape man in a black dress. He has one black wing, long silvery hair, and a katana that is roughly 12 feet long.

A delusional fanboy serial killer who wanders Atop the Table with all the direction and consistency of the plot that spawned him. He wields a massive katana that is a clear abuse of the Monkey Grip feat, and in between murdering soft-natured women with healing powers and popping up at random in various games to convolute their plots, he serves as a mercenary under Lady Gator.

It is worth pointing out that Jeffiroth is the man who killed Princess Butterpeach at the time of her fourth death.