Known for asking such poignant questions as “How many butts can one person have?”, “What if cities had capital cities?”, and “Lamps?”, Daniel Vachon has taken the literary world by storm, publishing a whopping zero bestsellers over the course of only a few years.
“Some days, it’s a struggle to get by,” he says in his most recent novella, ‘5 Reasons You Should Probably Just Go Ahead and Pull the Trigger’. “The rest of the days, it’s also a struggle to get by. My life is torment.”
Although we sent numerous letters to his officially listed estate in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, Daniel could not be reached for comment.