JetAlone

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JetAlone's Bio

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Baker025 updated the wiki page Quests
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Baker025 created a new character Vaux
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Baker025 created a new character Agatha
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Baker025 created a new character Belaphir
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Baker025 updated the character Belros Carter
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Baker025 updated the character Aberon Dumaske
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Baker025 created the wiki page Quests
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Baker025 updated the character Barneby
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Baker025 created the adventure log post Tom Clancy's : Ghost Recon
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Baker025 updated the adventure log post Headache Boyz