Tony Smith is a two-ton man mountain who can palm a medicine ball, and once breastfead John Madden back to full health. Tony sheds his skin once a year, and will one day be the father of your children. Tony’s family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
Tony once traveled back in time to 1950, where he went on a walkabout in the jungle. During his travels, he came upon a nunnery. Upon meeting Tony, the 60-70 nuns renounced their holy vows. Approximately 22 years later the offspring of these unions joined together as the 1972 Miami Dolphins.