Once upon a time in a vast, deep, and very dark forest, a horrific nightmare unfolded into reality like the dawn of a fell child; slowly. The event transpired over a course of many decades, and involved hundreds of thousands of highly paid Hollywood-style actors. People didn’t care though, because my name is Wyatt. I’m half-man, half-awesome, half half and half. I write like I talk, which is to say at length, in a rambling and hard to follow way, with too many commas, and in the voice of Morgan Freeman, if he were playing a young gay black jewish woman from france, who acts like Woody Allen.
also, I try too hard to seem like I’m creative