Gurtchmann

Gamer since 1990
Ignoring Reality Since 1972

Game systems: AD&D, D&D 3.0-3.5, Gurps, Hero, White Wolf, StarWars Saga & d20, d20 Modern, Torg (the Reality Wars), and a host of others including Homebrewed Systems

“Can I get the bed up the stairs?” -Sylvnan

“Excuse me, sentient, but stupidity is beyond any cure available to my medical programming.”- AB-E17

“It’s all about the Beer and Bitches!”- Kort the Grey

Grunt – Mom

“Don’t play with your affliction!”- Obaba

“Don’t make me sober. You wouldn’t like me when I’m sober”- Ezikial Hands

“If you fight a bear in your bedroom with a butter-knife, it will not end well” – Gurtchmann