The lone survivor of a vicious and unprovoked attack upon his quaint village, Telas has sworn vengeance upon the unknown perpetrators. He sits now in the back corner of a local tavern, surveying the scene, looking mysterious, and trying not to cough on the pipe-weed.
Telas has been known to enjoy a steaming bowl of Gnome Stew, and rant at length about the happenings at his favorite tavern. He's also alleged to have given seminars at Gen Con on leadership, gaming as an adult, and creating common ground, all topics he assuredly knows nothing about.
When not panicking over his children, Telas spends his spare moments insisting that he's perfectly normal, and the rest of the world is the problem.