I was born of magma and ash on the 21st of December.
I have the strength of 10 baby reindeer.
I am into cage fights, yodeling and scrap booking.
I like beverages named after musical instruments like Harp and Bass.
I have all my original body parts.
Given a choice of two competing shampoos, I will go with the one that smells more like berries.
There is not a single piece of paper that I can’t reduce to smaller pieces of paper.
I have an IQ of 212 minus a big piece of 212.
I am not emotionally invested in any of the people you’d find in People.
I will not drink milk within a week of its expiration date.
I am the Boggle effing master.
Just now, I knocked a leaf off a tree in Germany with my mind.